Jessica Alba in sexy political Ad-Declare yourself or you will be punished
This sexy ad featuring Jessica Abla is creating quite a vibration. The website Declareyourself.com a group that encourages young Americans to register and vote shows Alba in bondage, all tied up in tears. She does look stressed. I am sure there was no real torture here besides it’s not like it was water boarding or anything. Maybe we need some sexy ads to get young people to vote in Jamaica too.[ If only there was a sexy site for me to register on in my country].
In all seriousness though to escape from the bondage of handcuffs and whips, it is important for one to declare ones self and not silence ones screams from nipple clamps and Ben wala-balls. After the screaming and whipping the duct tape was removed from Jessica’s mouth, with tears running down her face she had this to say:
“I really don’t see the point in not registering to vote. We sign up for MySpace pages and Facebook pages, and download music off the internet. The least people can do is register to vote online, actually making a difference in their world, not just making their lives a little bit cooler. It makes more sense to spend your time making a change in society—and it actually doesn’t take that much time! It takes more time to make a music playlist than it does to register to vote.”
Well said Jessica, well said indeed. She was then punished for speaking without permission.