10 things Sarah Palin could have done while John McCain gave his BORING speech

1. Call the stage manager for the convention and fire him for evoking once again the daunting GREEN screen behind John McCain.
2. Make a quick flight out to Alaska, shoot a moose, fly back to St. Paul and whip up a couple moose burgers for RNC party goers
3. Warn Levi Johnson in advance that she would fire him from whatever job he has because she is the governor if he didn’t agree to the shotgun wedding to Bristol Palin
4. Lobby Ebay to refund the $12 in listing fees for auctioning the governor’s jet that was never sold online ( she sold it in her speech though)
5. Sneak out and join the protesters outside.
6. Wink “first dude” and ask him if he wants to work on #6 because it’s more fun
7. Write an email to herself expressing how much she hates “community organizers
8. Call Hillary Clinton and ask her for tips to join the “sisterhood of traveling pant suits”
9. Apply more lipstick to the pit-bull then attack the MSNBC reporters on the convention floor
10. Pre-order tapes of McCain’s speech to use as torture on enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay
11. (BONUS) Make brand new list of books to BAN starting with “The Audacity of Hope” and “Dreams of My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance” by one Barack Obama.

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~ by RB on September 6, 2008.

11 Responses to “10 things Sarah Palin could have done while John McCain gave his BORING speech”

  1. Sarah Palin reminds me of Tina Fey and Saturday Night Live!!

  2. thsts very funny…

  3. LOL!!!

  4. Jesus was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor

    not my quote but says alot

  5. Yes Dutty Bwoy,it speaks volumes!

  6. There are two classes of republicans:
    1. The very rich and educated
    2. The very poor from the backwoods who love to hunt and go to Church but hate everyone different from them (Jesus is about love, they’re not)

    John McCain and republicans wants to take America back to the 1950s when the country was separate and unequal.

    They want the rich to be richer and they don’t care what happens to the poor. The don’t care about health care, education or the economy.

    The republicans who are rich only care about their own personal millions and billions.

    The poor republicans from the backwoods just don’t get that the republican elite only want their votes and will continue to do NOTHING to help them.

    Obama/Biden 08!

  7. You’re so funny. I love reading your posts.

    However, let’s not get carried away by religion and all these references to Jesus. Religion is so divisive.

  8. thanks Ed. Do you think God has a sense of humor?

  9. Paulette.I think Democrats need to work harder to win the uneducated, religious right. I personally feel frustrated with democrats because of their lack of fight. They literally write off this side of the electorate.

    The republicans has for years made these people vote against their interests. There is nothing more dangerous than an uneducated, uninformed electorate who is lied to intentionally and appealed to based solely of emotions. That fact is true also right here in Jamaica also.

    There are many MAJOR issues besides Abortion or guns that Democrats can court this group on. They can even convince them that the republicans are wrong. Not easy but they are not even trying.Even right now with McCain-Palin ticket It is heart wrenching watching the democrat self destruct. I am watching closely. For the first time since May McCain lead in the Daily Gallup. Democrats shouldn’t write this off as insignificant.

  10. palin is pathetic

  11. God having a sense of humor? Is there a god? Hee hee.

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