Jamaican Joke-Three Jamaican Sons

Three Jamaican sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.

Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give to
their elderly mother:

The first son said, “Mi bill a big house wid land an gi mama.” The second son
said, “Mi sen har a cris Benz wid a driver”

The third smiled and said, “Mi beat di 2 a unnu. Yuh memba how Mama use to
love fi read har Bible? An yuh know seh she cyaan see too good. Mi sen har a
Church parrot dat recite di entire Bible. It tek di elders inna di church 15
years fi teach im. Im exclusive man. Mama jus hafi name di chapter an di verse,
an di parrot wi recite it.”

Soon thereafter, Mother sent out her letters of thanks:

“Milton,” she wrote one son, “A weh duh yuh bwoy, a chupid yuh chupid suh. Di
house yuh bill too big. A mi one live inna one room, but mi always ha fi a clean
di whole house.”

“Winston,” she wrote to another, “Yuh a eediat, yuh dun know mi too old fi
travel. Mi always inna di yard, suh mi nuh use di Mercedes an di driver im too

“Dearest Delroy,” she wrote to her third son, “you have the good sense fi know
what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious.”


~ by RB on September 5, 2009.

2 Responses to “Jamaican Joke-Three Jamaican Sons”

  1. lol
    that was funny.

  2. Heard it before, good joke!

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